I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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