So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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