you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
How external is "for external use only"?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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