Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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