About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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