it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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