i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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