i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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