I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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