just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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