How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
