So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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