Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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