I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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