He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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