Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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