so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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