So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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