Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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