but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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