ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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