At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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