This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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