Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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