It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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