Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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