So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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