is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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