Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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