your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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