How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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