11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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