I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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