? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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