We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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