Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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