you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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