i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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