I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i think im in europe. pls send help
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