You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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