I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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