the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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