that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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