everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
honey bunches of taint.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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