When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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