Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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