have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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