grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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