I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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