I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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