I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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