just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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