2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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