it glows. i had to have it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm having to shit out rocks
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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