Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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