And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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